sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
