Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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