New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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