I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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