sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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