I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She made me pour olive oil on her.