Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.