Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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