I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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