I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he shaved USA in his pubs
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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