goodnight i made you a song goodbye
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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