I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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