with your own penis?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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