the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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