My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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