Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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