I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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