talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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