he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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