i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I want to fling myself into the sun
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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