Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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