is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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