I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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