Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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