I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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