On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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