So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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