Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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