imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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