What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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