she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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