How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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