Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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