Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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