What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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