if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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