Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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