I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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