i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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