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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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