Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We just shotgunned beers for America
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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