Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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