So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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