I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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