i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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