i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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