Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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