dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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