Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My pussy is not your playground.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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