i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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