New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
