The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Randomize
