He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize