your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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